ya motha..

mercurieux:

*drops dramatically to the floor* … anxiété 

(via c-teardrops)

coolscar:

fiddynun:

coolscar:

there is literally nothing worse than accidentally eating a really soft grape

MAYBE EXCEPT YOU WHOLE FAMILY BEING MURDERED IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE

have you ever eaten a soft grape

(via hijerking)

foxxycleopatra:

“Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!”

(via spongebobssquarepants)

officialchristmasfucker:

plantanarchy:

officialchristmasfucker:

marvel-x:

*bangs on door* WHERE IS MY HOT CHOCOLATEY MILK SPIDER? I DEMAND TO SEE MY BABY AT LEAST ONCE THIS SEASON PLEASE YOU CANT LEAVE ME LIKE THIS

@plantanarchy

I don’t have the meme on hand

Blessed image, happy holidays everyone

(via hijerking)

lyjerria:

Be picky about vibes. Be picky about the energy you surround yourself with. You owe yourself that much

(via chrizzzpykreme)